Baking Sweetness...one muffin at a time

Baby food
I wonder why she kicks in my tummy when she's hungry... It's so funny, cuz she'll kick and then all of a sudden I am ravenous. But I can't just grab whatever happens to be available. I'll run to the fridge (as I am about to do) and look inside and see....nothing. Then I feel not hungry again, so I'll wander back to bed and lay down and then BAM. Kick, and I'm chewing on my pillow in my sleep. What does she want?!!! I run to the fridge...BAM! Okay Okay OKAY!!! WHAT???!!! Milk? No. Leftover mac-n-cheese? Awww, cmon, we LOVE mac-n-cheese! BAM! All right, uhhhhmmmmm..... (Jay yells from the livingroom to close the fridge) AH HA!!!! Jaaaaaaaayyyyyyy!!!!! (Jay is silent from the livingroom) I WANT CHICKEN NUGGETS FROM MCDONALDS!!!! LET'S GO, OKAY?! (the silence from the livingroom is defening) ... (BAM!!) OH OH OH! AAAANND, I WANT CRAB RAGOONS, but we can get those for breakfast, kay? (I am still standing in front of the open refrigerator with my hand on the milk carton and has since snuck up behind me) "Okay" he says, and he's already got his shoes on and he's putting my shoes on me cuz I can't bend over real good anymore. And the little girl inside of me giggles and wriggles around cuz she knows her daddy loves spending his paychecks on chicken nuggets and chinese food. And I giggle too, cuz my cravings are almost as ridiculous as I am. And Jay takes everything in stride, as long as he's allowed to eat green olives and pickles and put them on the grocery list every week. BLECCH!!!

Current Mood: ravenous
Current Music: i will eat you if i have to

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